Wednesday, October 3, 2007

kids say the darnedest things

i love having kids around. they say whatever they want to say. here are some that i found really amusing. (these actually really happened...)
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my cousin da and her daughter tish were both in baguio. there, they rode a cab and out of the blue...
tish (seeing all the cabs): mommy, sa pilipinas ba may taxi rin?
da: heh, tumigil ka nga, nasa pilipinas pa tayo

tish probably thought that because they were wearing winter clothes, they were in the u.s. haha
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when a couple and their 2 kids went to the mall, they got out and discovered that their youngest was carrying something...
mommy: hala, may nabitbit pala itong si bunso, hindi ito nabayaran
daddy: hayaan mo na, di na naman pansin
panganay: MAGNANAKAW! MAGNANAKAW! MAY MGA MAGNANAKAW DITO!

nga naman kse, wala ka talagang maitatago sa mga bata
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my cousin and her then kid sister (who was probably 5 or six yrs. old, high school na sya ngayon) were at ATC, window shopping. after some time the kid sister probably got tired...
kid sister: ate, uwi na tayo
ate: sandali lang, may titingnan pa ako
so, window shopped pa...
kid sister: ate, uwi na nga tayo
ate: hindi pa nga ako tapos
kid sister: eh ate, gusto ko na ngang umuwi
ate:o yan ang susi, umuna ka na (sabay abot ng susi ng kotse)
kid sister (kuha ng susi sabay sabi): eh pano ka?

o di ba, feeling nya kaya nya mag-drive ng kotse. pero at least, concerned kung pano uuwi ang ate nya. hahaha.